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One of the ways in which we while away the winter hours in the
is to place a few pieces of dry ice in a latex glove and then tie it
shut. Over the next hour or so, the dry ice sublimes and the glove
gradually expands to beach-ball dimensions. Eventually (if it has
it makes a satisfying bang.
MaxCo Office Brightening, Inc., is now proud to bring this
fun to the boardroom. The MaxCo Slowly Inflating Exective Pen
looks like a classy fountain pen, but is actually a black latex
stretched over a cylindrical wire frame.
As you go into the meeting, simply unscrew the end of the SIEP
pop in a few pieces of dry ice before placing it nonchalently on the
table. As you review the month's sales figures in Powerpoint, your
SIEP will slowly expand to become a large pennish marrow, to the
bewilderment and consternation of your colleagues.
NOTE: MaxCo Office Brightening, Inc., is a firm with Family
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||I would give the entire presentation in the style of Frankie Howerd.
||Is that a Slowly Inflating Exective Pen in your pocket, or ...?
||"Let me have pens about me that are fat" with apologies to
||2b or not 2b - oh sorry, that's pencils.
||lots of uses for dry ice in the bored-meeting: slowly raising the table while tilting the chairs back, for instance.
||We can use stuff from the poles.
||lots of uses for dry ice in the bored-meeting: singing "Total eclipse of the heart" whilst standing on the misty boardroom table
||I think it should have a remote activated plug at the end, so that at a critical moment it can be sent rarting around the room while deflating madly.
||Hippo, Wagster, Pocmloc: if you're not going to take this
seriously then neither shall I.
||//if you're not going to take this seriously// My annotation was 100% deadly serious; I never jest, least of all on here. Now I feel hurt.
||[8th of 7], I spelled it as I intended, thankyou very much.