Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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This would work fine, except in terms of success.

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Solve global warming with photic sneezes

Push Earth away from the sun by sneezing
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Everyone in the world should lie down at midday and let the sun set off a photic sneeze. The force of all these sneezes will push the Earth into an orbit further from the sun, cooling the planet down a bit.
eleventeenthly, Apr 27 2009


       Mmmyes. Or rather, no.
BunsenHoneydew, Apr 27 2009

       Am tempted to bun this just because you seem to be a fellow sufferer of the Autosomal dominant Compulsive Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst (ACHOO) syndrome - by far my most favourite acronym! Unfortunately, despite being an autosomal dominant condition, I think we only number 15-25% of all. Halve that for people actually facing the sun at any point and I suspect you might have trouble shifting the earth.
shudderprose, Apr 27 2009

       Mmmyes. Or rather, no.
BunsenHoneydew, Apr 27 2009

       Yes he is, and the gene's from me. A breeding program might help very slightly.
nineteenthly, Apr 27 2009

       I had to bun this because it made me laugh.
krelnik, Apr 28 2009


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