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Small, self-adhesive labels to stick on, or next to, unremovable stains.
Provides a fail-safe conversation topic at dinner parties while adding a bit of drama to your life.
"Jane's vomit, 11/09/05"
"Tom's semen, 07/12/05"
"Unknown substance (blood?) --/--/--"
Stain-A-Way
http://www.aquaclea...ems.com/laundry.htm Removes vomit, semen, etc. [DrCurry, Jan 31 2006]
Soy Sauce Stain Removal
http://housekeeping...stains_soysauce.htm Yeah, bleach'll do it. [DrCurry, Jan 31 2006]
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Art Patron: I had Jane over for drinks last night, I wanted something that would really pop against the dark colored wood - so nothing for her but merlot and Spaghetti-O's. I got her to sign it the next morning. Genius, ney Auteur...there really isn't a word grand enough for her kind of talent. |
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Semen and vomit "unremovable stains"? You're not using the right carpet cleaner! |
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P.S. Unless your house already looks like a museum, I don't see this playing well. |
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Little flags on toothpicks. |
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At least Jane's vomit and Tom's semen are not the same stain. |
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[DrCurry], perhaps the stains are unremovable for sentimental reasons. |
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those two were just not meant to be. |
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I like it...but it would be a little funny to walk on. Maybe stain stencils? |
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So how do you get Jane to vomit and Tom to, uh, whatever, through the stencil in the first place? |
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I've been going through a period of getting one drop of soy sauce on an otherwise white shirt - and it doesn't wash out. |
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I've considered writing the words "soy sauce" in soy sauce on the shirt, with an arrow pointing to the stain. |
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I can't believe that bleach won't remove a soy sauce stain, but I'm not about to experiment on my own shirts. |
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//Soy Sauce Stain Removal//
I've tried this, it only made the wine stain worse. |
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I think this is fully sick (local dialect, meaning good). As someone whose carpet tells many stories, I'm actually tempted to do it. + |
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excellent - could also assign spots for potential staining
episodes to maintain symmetry - a big + |
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"<-- Stain left by adhesive on label pointing out earlier stain, wrongly thought to be unremoveable" |
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This would work well, perhaps better, on desks. |
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Imagine arriving at your new job, being shown to your desk and reading "Spilt coffee, 20/09/05. WARNING: May still contain flu germs..." |
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...or, indeed, "Tom's semen, 07/12/05" |
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"By the way, Tom was fired on 8/12/05" |
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I'm also considering sewing the labels into carpet, because of the difficulty of sticking labels onto fabric. Carpets in a well lived-in house would start to resemble patchwork quilts. |
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I get the impression that [moomintroll] takes great delight in making chalk outlines out of enamel paint. |
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//At least Jane's vomit and Tom's semen are not the same stain.// Hah! Made me erase what I was going to say. |
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I say, this is fun, isn't it? |
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