Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Warning, this summary has not been ISO-certified.
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In order to deal with the explosion of ludicrous warning labels, potential lawsuits, and nonsense, I propose the development of an ISO-Fool standard. All frivolous product-liability issues that pass the ISO-Fool standard are granted an exemption from lawsuit for that failure mode.

By the same reliable think-tank that oversees ISO-Granny, ISO-Fool certifiers are hand-picked from a short list of certifiable idiots, who go through an intensive background check, credit check, spelling test, software usage, vehicle operations test, math pop-quiz, machine shop practicum, and kitchen appliance applications exam. Notably dumb accomplishments are highlighted on the potential standard fool's resume, along with GPA at the last schooling level completed.

RayfordSteele, Jul 14 2003

Inspired by http://www.halfbake.../Warning_20Dilution
[RayfordSteele, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]


       Common sense. alas,
Not so common, is it?
Nothing is fool proof.
ato_de, Jul 14 2003

       Rant. +
Shz, Jul 14 2003


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