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Stealth drone with laser guided cheese

 
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On a dark night, a stealthy drone zips over the enemy encampment, and releases chunks of vastly over-ripe Limburger guided to their targets by a laser.

Optional payloads include Wensleydale or Fromage frais, just to keep them guessing.

not_morrison_rm, Jun 05 2018

Steve Martin dentist song https://www.youtube...watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM
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       There's no whey this can fail ...
8th of 7, Jun 05 2018
  

       Oh grate. Another round of cheese puns.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 05 2018
  

       I camembert it... - but we must accept our feta, and tread caerphilly
hippo, Jun 05 2018
  

       Who's the crottin who started this?
MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 05 2018
  

       Not me - I'll just go and hide inside my roquefort
hippo, Jun 05 2018
  

       I'm staying neutral in this. If you need me, I'll be over standing by the Swiss.
RayfordSteele, Jun 05 2018
  

       I forgot to add the minigun firing a mixed ammunition, consisting of aniseed balls, gob stoppers and them toffees which hydraulically extract dental filling.   

       In this way the enemy is rendered extra smelly, inarticulate and in need of a dentist.   

       Cue Steve Martin "Little Shop of Horrors" link.
not_morrison_rm, Jun 05 2018
  

       Cue [8th] saying "yes, but in France how would you tell?"
MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 05 2018
  

       I'll pass. Mozzarella funna stuff's alreada been said.
doctorremulac3, Jun 05 2018
  

       "Still tons left," read Lester.
pertinax, Jun 06 2018
  

       If this drone were stocked with smelly soft French, rather than Belgian, cheese to fire at its targets, could it be said to be "...shooting the Bries"?
hippo, Jun 06 2018
  
      
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