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Strobe Skipping is a skipping rope with adjustable strobe
lights built into each of the two handles.
These may be set to illuminate the skipping action in a
number of ways:
As a timer, the flashes can be
to gradually increase in frequency that the serious
jumper must match
over specific durations.
entertainment purposes, the strobes can be set to break
up the movement into a series of instant images, or de-
synchronised for a potentially vomit inducing near
Inevitable delux version features colour variable flashes.
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, May 05 2018]
||// a potentially vomit inducing near hallucinogenic session. //
||Extra notional bun if capable of inducing epilepsy.