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Super Saturn Earrings

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These are big-ass hoop earrings. They rest on your shoulders. Lift the right one up and over your head so that one end rests between your left ear and head (like eyeglass frames), while the other end still hangs from your right ear lobe. Lift the left Super Saturn Earring over the head to the right ear so that both earrings cross at the bridge of the nose and behind the head.

Turn them on causing the fiber optics and LED’s to glow and flicker. Make an impressive entrance with what appear to be swarms of fireflies orbiting your radiant head. Snap on Super Saturn Shades at the front to see where you’re going. Not to be confused with such similar products as armpit deodorizer earrings or the long lobe bra-earring combo.

FarmerJohn, Dec 10 2004

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[FarmerJohn, Dec 10 2004]


       Damn, where were these earrings 6 years ago when I did my project/presentation on Saturn in my college astronomy class???
Machiavelli, Dec 10 2004

       Not voting until I get to see the illustration.......[ I'm a sucker for hoop earrings.....you could put them on a fence post and I'd think she was cute ]
normzone, Dec 10 2004

       Great drawing--these earrings are even better than I imagined. Very futuristic-glam. I can see Kylie Minogue wearing them in her next music video.
Machiavelli, Dec 10 2004

       I just knew it....[+].
normzone, Dec 10 2004

       The auto-humbler has struck again.
FarmerJohn, Dec 11 2004

       Bigger hoops would come right down to the opposite shoulder.
waugsqueke, Dec 11 2004

       re: auto-humbler   

       FarmerJohn dearest, I have been away from my desk all day and have not had the opportunity to humble you today. That was a one time only thing, this, I LOVE!
dentworth, Dec 11 2004


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