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This quick mod to your windshield spritzer acts as a safety device for both you and the idiot following much too closely.
Activated automatically by the backup camera, the Bubbleizer directs a thick stream of bubbles over your roof and into the path of the offender.
Increasing degrees of reprimand
solutions are available via the tank next to the washer fluid, from rainbow bubbles to gummy spaghetti, and even a mild acid etch. Colors, too!
Use Catch-A-Bubble
https://www.toyworl...ZcRlzED7m1oKSuKdrrX
Formula for a more permanent 'mess' [neutrinos_shadow, May 13 2025]
Soap Screen
Soap_20Screen
available as a battlefront weapon from 20 years ago [xenzag, May 13 2025]
[link]
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Arguably more fun than the oil sprayer mounted to the rear bumper. [+] |
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Righto. Bunned, not Bond. |
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...if your bubbles cause the person behind you to crash due to spasmodicism they will be well within their rights to sue you for the accident they say you caused whether that is the case or not. |
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That's all I have to say. |
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..until somebody refutes me of course. |
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That goes without saying. |
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To risk sounding cruel and unfeeling, you would be well down the road when the fit hit the shan. As ever, our thoughts and prayers go with the innocents subject to collateral damage. |
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It's nice to imagine a world where this sort of ad-hoc vigilantism isn't needed or desirable. While I'm dreaming, maybe some sort of taxpayer funded crime fighting organization could "police" the roads? Serving as a mechanism of removing offenders and acting as a baseline disincentive. |
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