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Taser Roast Fundraiser
Sort of like a "Toast 'n Roast" political fundraiser except you get to Taser the candidate of your choice for money. |
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The title pretty much says it all. Raise campaign money by allowing the public to
taser the candidate in person. Duration of taser proportional to campaign
contribution.
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You could invite them to it with the claims to a typo on the invite as a 'Teaser Roast.' |
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One of the best things about this idea is that "Roast" has a different but surprisingly applicable definition in the UK colloquial. |
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I didn't think it was possible, but you may have devised an
even more effective tactic for campaign self-implosion
than those already in use by the current GOP bunch. |
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[+] but will the candidate be willing? |
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Does anyone care ? Do it ! |
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//but will the candidate be willing?// |
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I thought that all politicians were Ho's for campaign cash... |
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