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Texas Chainsaw Massacre on Ice

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One of the most horrifying movies ever made, based on a true story (I think) is now coming to you as an ice skating theatrical.

Viewer disgression advised

DesertFox, Feb 28 2005

Urban Legends http://www.snopes.c.../films/chainsaw.asp
More like "inspired by" than "based upon" - no chainsaws in the original. [DrCurry, Feb 28 2005]

Halloween on Ice http://www.kurtfile...views/hoireview.php
[robinism, Mar 01 2005]

chainsaw ice skating http://www.popularm...sport-for-lunatics/
[theircompetitor, Apr 02 2015]


       Viewer digression, maybe?
DrCurry, Feb 28 2005

       Never saw the remake of the movie, but the original was scary/great! "C'mon kids, put on your Sunday best, we're going to the Ice Capades--they're performing 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre'!"
Machiavelli, Feb 28 2005

       I'd rather see Evil Dead 2 on ice.
jaksplat, Feb 28 2005

       I would pay good money to see a skater do a triple flip with a chainsaw.
MrDaliLlama, Feb 28 2005

       No chain saws, no horrifying carbon monoxide fumes.
mensmaximus, Feb 28 2005

       Careful with that chainsaw on the Ice... :P
NeoPiter, Feb 28 2005

       A new cast every show?
wagster, Feb 28 2005

       Bloody Ice skatings dangerous enough without adding chainsaws to the mix. Nearly dislocated my arse last time I went.
etherman, Feb 28 2005

       Didn't the creator of 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre'claim that he was in a hardware store, there were tonnes of people there, he looked up, and - voila! Chainsaw! 'I bet if I had one of those I could get out very easily...' He thought menacingly to himself...   

       The original owner of the ice rink wasn't very open minded to the idea... Then he suddenly disappeared. I suppose the new owners are a lot more clear-headed to this masterpeice... (ie, they decided that you can't win an argument with someone who has a chainsaw. Can't imagine why!)   

       Will this have real blood?
froglet, Feb 28 2005

       <Doctor approaches etherman who is lying prone on a hospital bed> "Well Mr. Etherman, you appear to have a dislocated arse. Nothing to worry about, we'll just have Nurse Sadist pop it back in for you and you'll be right as rain in no time."
wagster, Feb 28 2005

       And me, my arse and the Nursie lived Happily Ever After.
etherman, Feb 28 2005

       Igors would certainly help (From the Discworld books)
DesertFox, Feb 28 2005

       Even better- "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Musical On Ice"
k_sra, Feb 28 2005

       can they do ice sculptures live?
theircompetitor, Feb 28 2005

       The simple thought of ice skaters in pain is wonderful. [+]
darkboy115, Feb 28 2005

       Carcer (from another Discworld novel) would make a great chainsaw murderer.
froglet, Feb 28 2005

       Ahhh. Night Watch. 1st Terry Pratchett book I ever read.
DesertFox, Feb 28 2005

       "Texas Chainsaw Massacre on Ice, on Ice" - Communicating, through the medium of ice dancing, the idea of performing the Texas Chainsaw Massacre as an ice dancing spectacle.
hippo, Feb 28 2005

       What [jaksplat] wrote.   

       Bun for evil on ice.
skinflaps, Feb 28 2005

       Darkboy115: Most skaters (and athletes in general) spend their lives in pain already..
ayt, Feb 28 2005

       How about having it as a floorshow in a Greek restaurant. Texas chainsaw moussaka.
Basepair, Feb 28 2005

       I was thinking of the possibilities of a musical. Very amusing. :)
DesertFox, Mar 01 2005

       Viewer disection?   

       I thought they called this 'Hockey.'
RayfordSteele, Mar 01 2005

       This could possibly replace the NHL.
MrDaliLlama, Mar 01 2005

       "Halloween on Ice", with horror themes, has been done (see link). May have featured death spirals and death drops.
robinism, Mar 01 2005

       Now seen on TV in segments.
mensmaximus, Mar 01 2005

       I understand blood can bounce on ice. Not a hockey fan. I have never seen it. A google of the term found many hits, but no explanation of what might be involved. But if this is true, clearly it would be an integral part of this production.
bungston, Mar 01 2005

       Now THIS is good.
doctorremulac3, Apr 03 2015

       Now THIS is good.
doctorremulac3, Apr 03 2015

       Only if there is singing, ballet, and ooooooooooooohh   

       The man in the mask is so terribly near
but the girl with the gun has no reason to fear
for the hard boiled detective can see very clear
now that his old beau has poured out all his beer

       No worries in houses that smell like old dust
the creaking and clinking of fence-gates with rust
for we all know by hist'ry of seeing her bust
she's the love interest and dying of lust

       With comedy, drama, and songs very trite
all plot holes and loopholes and ew, what a sight
of death and dismemberment, look at their pliiiiiiiight
Of darkness and fear we can always make light.
Voice, Apr 03 2015


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