Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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The Autoboner's Song

Bad To The Bone
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On the day I was born, the bakers all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder, at the injustice they've found
The head baker spoke up, and she said leave this one alone
She could tell right away, I'm not bun but bone

The Auto Bone
Bun to bone
B-B-B-B-Bun to bone
B-B-B-B-Bun
B-B-B-B-Bun
The Auto Bone

I broke a thousand croissants, before I boned you
I'll break a thousand more baby, before I am through
This fish head's for you, yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey, that I'm bun to bone
Bun to bone
B-B-B-Bun
B-B-B-Bun
B-B-B-Bun
Bun to bone

theircompetitor, Jun 07 2005

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       B-B-B-B-Bun
DesertFox, Jun 07 2005
  

       Oh yeah, encore!!!
Shadow Phoenix, Dec 20 2007
  

       //Oh yeah, encore!!!//   

       When I said that, I didn't mean on MY ideas!
Shadow Phoenix, Dec 20 2007
  
      
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