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The Croissant and the Fishbone

To the tune of "The Holly and the Ivy"
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The croissant and the fishbone,
When they are both full grown,
Of all the things in the bakery,
The croissant bears the crown.
The gaining of the bun,
And the sounding of the cheer,
The adding of the many annos,
All halfbakers aspire.

The croissant bears a crisp crust,
As golden as the sun,
And everyone writes their ideas,
To get another bun.
The gaining of the bun,
And the sounding of the cheer,
The adding of the many annos,
All halfbakers aspire.

The fishbone it is stinky,
And rotten to the core,
We strive so hard to dodge them
We don't want any more.
The gaining of the bun,
And the sounding of the cheer,
The adding of the many annos,
All halfbakers aspire.

The croissant it is flaky,
Its odour is divine,
An idea without fishbones
Is something truly fine.
The gaining of the bun,
And the sounding of the cheer,
The adding of the many annos,
All halfbakers aspire.

The fishbone has an odour
As bitter as any gall,
A blight upon a good idea,
We don't want them at all.
The gaining of the bun,
And the sounding of the cheer,
The adding of the many annos,
All halfbakers aspire.

The croissant and the fishbone,
When they are both full grown,
Of all the things in the bakery,
The croissant bears the crown.
The gaining of the bun,
And the sounding of the cheer,
The adding of the many annos,
All halfbakers aspire.
8th of 7, Dec 16 2019

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[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 16 2019]

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       The Halfbakery's gain is the songwriting world's gain.
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 16 2019
  

       //The Halfbakery's gain is the songwriting world's gain// - and vice versa
hippo, Dec 16 2019
  

       Polish up your vocal chords; there's more to come...   

       Be afraid. Be very afraid.
8th of 7, Dec 16 2019
  

       Sp. "cords" (unless you're singing in close harmony).
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 16 2019
  

       Barbershop, we thought ...   

       <Considers possibility of Borg close harmony singing/>   

       <Decides that mere threat of same might indeed strike terror into others/>
8th of 7, Dec 16 2019
  

       Can this be played on a kazoo?
xenzag, Dec 16 2019
  

       Not only a kazoo, but a kazoo and swannee whistle together ...   

       Although if you want the full horror of it, it's bagpipes and accordion.   

       Followed by a flamethrower.
8th of 7, Dec 16 2019
  

       Ooh, I've got just the musician you need. [link]   
      
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