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The Double Down
A toilet with a recepticle for vomit as well as your other end
All clubs and bars should have these,
for when you're really extremely
drunk. Also for home. I conclude this
after my own expereiences with the
flu at age twelve. On Christmas
morning. Major uncoolness.
The second, smaller bowl would come
out and up to the side, placing it in a
position for you to let
forth your stomach contents. A water
jet directed over the bullseye
engraved in the porcelain should
clean things up.
||Yes. Right by the toilet, should be connected in fact.
||This would be handy when I get the stomach flu. But I can see how having them in bars would only encourage the patrons to overdo a little.
||The second, smaller bowl would come out and up to the side, placing it in a convenient position for you to smell someone else's vomit, thus inducing vomit, ad infinitum.
||I'd like to see FarmerJohn have a shot at rendering this. I envision a thing like a toilet but caught in mid-divide like a cell replicating itself.
||You have grasped the essence of it.