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Bonus if it is Duty Free... |
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"Yes Mr President, we've secured funds for the massive Lord-of-the-Rings Sauron-themed party you asked for - the Mordor Ball is next week..." |
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The Nazgûl in Laundry Files parlance |
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"Did anyone order a burder haul?" |
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"A burder hwaul? Yes, that was me. So huge.
Democrats being pussies, not paying. It's gonna be
tremendous." |
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"Well here you go, 300 prime, fresh hamburders" |
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"Oh, I see what just happened there..." |
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"I Tort I Taw A Booder Wool ..." |
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"Mr. President, your tour of the the most extreme
packrat homes in the nation is all set. We can begin
the hoarder crawl. |
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