Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Replace "light" with "sausages" and this may work...

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The How's Your Father

good morning leash
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Hidden within the elastic waistband of your pyjamas at the front is a little leash to insert your erect penis into so that it is not visible when you must unexpectedly answer the door early in the morning.

The 'How's Your Father' can also be modified such that it allows the tip of the afore mentioned member to protrude just enough so that it's little squinting face can be seen just above the waistband.

Inclusion of the subtle flesh coloured eavesdropper to the door to door conversation is solely to the wearer's discretion.

benfrost, Feb 20 2005

Support Briefs for Men Uppies Support_20Briefs_20for_20Men_20Uppies
by likeaprayer999. [calum, Feb 20 2005]


       Comes with a free jar of Vagina-Jam? But of course.
Cats Whiskers, Feb 20 2005

       jam. dare these two lonely consonants book ending a vowel conjure anything but my name and breakfast vagina. i am in condiment purgatory.
benfrost, Feb 20 2005

       Love it!
energy guy, Feb 20 2005

       cute idea. one size fits all?:)
Sp@rkp|ug, Feb 20 2005

       Nearly voted for it after the first paragraph. Then I read the rest...
david_scothern, Feb 22 2005

       You could put a little Harry Potter hat on it.
skinflaps, Sep 26 2007

       "Here boy, come. Where's your balls? He likes it when you tickle him under the chin. Don't worry, he won't bite but he does slobber a bit"
marklar, Sep 26 2007


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