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The Ironical Flea's Legs

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The Ironical Flea's Legs is the best back-scratcher you will ever use.

This is because at the end of its telescopic stalk there is a scaled up set of mechanically powered flea's legs, that once set in motion can satisfy even the most maddening of itches. The mechanical legs perfectly imitate the action of those of a real flea, as it performs a single leap forward, only these legs are capable of continuous, repetitive motion.

xenzag, Aug 07 2012

Ironical http://dictionary.r...com/browse/ironical
[xenzag, Aug 07 2012]

Gomukhasana https://www.google....refox-a&channel=rcs
So that's what it's called. I can do the arms part but I don't know about the sitting... [normzone, Aug 09 2012]


       See link
xenzag, Aug 07 2012

       Ah but ironical sounds so much better. An itch you can never scratch then! Sorry about that :-)
xenzag, Aug 07 2012

       Burgle is far too silly a word to properly describe its activity.
RayfordSteele, Aug 07 2012

       Burglars burglarize; Bunglers burgle.
jurist, Aug 07 2012

       Ironic, yet mechanical.
MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 07 2012

       I was to ironically give you a fleas leg when the votes were at zero.
rcarty, Aug 07 2012

       I looked for appropriate images to link to but got grossed out...
normzone, Aug 08 2012

       //Makes me seethe.//
I think you mean seethize.
sqeaketh the wheel, Aug 09 2012

       I would just glue lots of real fleas to a back-scratcher and have their futile attempts to escape relieve the itching, if i couldn't do gomukhasana.
nineteenthly, Aug 09 2012

       I think if you tried to scratch your back with scaled- up metal flea legs, you'd flay yourself. They're pretty vicious.
MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 09 2012

       //gomukhasana// Gesundheit.
MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 09 2012

       Yes, it helps with that too.
nineteenthly, Aug 10 2012


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