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The Peso Electric Effect

Currency with current
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Time for real cash to compete with its electronic variety.

Squeeze those dollars for an infinite number of uses, from cheap thrills to authenticity confirmation and special effects.

theircompetitor, Feb 28 2012


       The Pizza Electric effect is when a voltaic cell is created when quantities of freshly baked Italian Thin-Crust meals are stacked atop one another and covered in olive oil. The salts present in the mozzarella and anchovy toppings start to ionise and over time, a current develops.   

       The Peat-So Electric effect is when a Scottsman is very choosy over the ground-moss he decides to use for fuelling the generator he uses to power his whiskey 'still.   

       The Peas-Oh! Electric effect, is what happens when you drop a bag of frozen peas down the back of someone's tea-shirt.   

       <Stretching now...>The Peace-Tzu Electric effect is a way of generating a spark of inspiration by reading The Art of War, immediately after finishing Tolstoy's epic.
zen_tom, Feb 28 2012

       Peace-Tzu strength?
theircompetitor, Feb 28 2012

       The Please-suh Electric effect generates a spark by reading about spunky orphan boys in Victorian England. Or it's supposed to, at least. It doesn't work for me.
Alterother, Feb 28 2012

       ... is inversely related to peace-Tzu resistance.
spidermother, Feb 28 2012

       What's needed is some immense mass to provide the force. If only there were some sort of leaning tower somewhere.
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 28 2012

       With some rum, limes, and mint, we could make a batch of Piso Mojados.
normzone, Feb 28 2012

       The Piece of Electric Fence, is what's left as evidence after the horse thieves get away.
pocmloc, Feb 28 2012


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