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The Santaic Verses

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A rather odd comic novel, employing the literary device of "dream realism", which is based around the premise that the Prophet Mohammed and Santa Clause are one and the same person.

Hilarity and very possibly a fatwah ensues.

8th of 7, Dec 11 2018

Larry gets a fatwa https://www.youtube...watch?v=xkP6jLrWA80
[xenzag, Dec 12 2018]

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       Are you saying there’s a prophet motive?
Ian Tindale, Dec 11 2018
  

       There's a contract, certainly, and it definitely has a Sanity Clause.
8th of 7, Dec 11 2018
  

       Things are going from bad to verse.
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 11 2018
  

       Fourteen more days to Christmas, fourteen more "Christmas" ideas ready to post.   

       Well, we had to find something to do while the 'bakery was offline all that time ...
8th of 7, Dec 11 2018
  

       Great, now you're going to get thousands of angry elves trolling the bakery threatening to add white powder residue to random Christmas packages which will test to be ordinary powdered sugar. Confused Muslims everywhere will start practicing the "Prophet on the Shelf" as a tradition during Ramadan.
RayfordSteele, Dec 12 2018
  

       // ordinary powdered sugar //   

       If you listen to the health fascists, they'd have you believe that refined carbohydrates are worse for you than anthrax.
8th of 7, Dec 12 2018
  

       Rush thee to a nunnery
theircompetitor, Dec 12 2018
  

       I'd be wary..... see what happened to Larry David when his humour strayed too far. (link)
xenzag, Dec 12 2018
  

       Just goes to prove that religious types have no sense of humour (it's not just Muslims, either).
8th of 7, Dec 12 2018
  

       //they'd have you believe that refined carbohydrates are worse for you than anthrax//   

       Carbs do reduce your insulin tolerance by sticking the body squarely in fat storage mode. Pet theory: this part of biology to take advantage of fruit ripening.
bigsleep, Dec 12 2018
  

       // reduce your insulin tolerance //   

       But do they increase your anthrax tolerance ?
8th of 7, Dec 12 2018
  
      
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