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Make a theremin and use the whole body car as antenna. A potential thief will be rapidly dissuaded for a frightening rising tone of increasing volume and pitch as he/she approaches to the protected car.
Optional: play along the sountrack of the 'Psycho' shower scene
||Was this not what theremins were originally invented for?
||I think originally they were wired to the refrigerator for use
as a dieting aid.
||Good, especially if it takes the form of a bent coat hanger
protruding from where the aerial would normally be
||The would-be thief, once he figured out what was
going on, would become so distracted trying to play
"Lady of Spain" that he would be easily apprehended.