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Funky-shaped photons and razor-wire mittens
Hydrogen space-trains and traps that mince kittens
Ekranoplans, custard, and superspace strings
These are a few of our favorite things...
Ninja detectors and cetacean kettles
Gengineered cure-alls and miracle metals
Trebuchets,
arc welders, big vortex rings
These are some more of our favorite things...
Bee-and-jam banjos, re-purposed cruise missiles
Bulletized asteroids, anything fissile
Flenting wax, tesseracts, Socratic kings
Are but a few of our favorite things!
Some are wonders
Others blunders
It's all the same, you see
If these are a few of your favorite things,
You belong at the Halfbakery!
Prior Art
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I know mine's not the first [Alterother, Mar 20 2012]
here's my version!
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[xandram, Mar 21 2012]
Not the Sound of Music, but..
Halfbakery!
Parodying Weird Al... [RayfordSteele, Mar 21 2012]
[link]
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Not a call-for-list, but I would love for others to add their
own verses. I've barely scratched the surface. |
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//I've barely scratched the surface.// |
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Yeah, but that can be enough to start an infection. |
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"Fire-breathing dragons and cat-lifting rockets,
Exotic explosives and girl's clothes with pockets,
Deer that can seem to move like they have wings,
These are a few of Our favourite things ..."
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Braincrops ponderous and rapier wittens,
bright cooped-up kittles and worn worked-on writtens,
Zen-like offerings without yangs or yings.
These are a few of my favorite things. |
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Dream conjured notions which spring from ripe noodles,
discussed ideas with illustrative doodles,
wild flights of fancy with no price-tag strings.
These are a few of my favorite things. |
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Gracious wiped messes sans rude newbie slashes,
know-quakes that stay on my mind without bashes.
Erudite glinters that morph into things.
These are a few of my favorite things |
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When the trogla dites,
when static clings,
when I'm fearing fad,
I simply halfbake my favorite things,
and then I don't feel so gad... |
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[+] we do have a lot of favorite things!
you can find mine in the linky... |
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Thanks, [xan]! As I said under the first link, I knew going in
that it wouldn't be an original idea, but why let that stop
me? Rather than track down every single one, because as
you all know I am very lazy, I linked to the first prior art I
could find and hoped others would follow with thiers and
not be too insulted. Re-lyricization of this song fits the HB
so well, and now we can have them all in one spot for
future lazy 'bakers to enjoy. |
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Thanks to all for the buns; I had a feeling this would be a
smile-cracker. |
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Art installations with fragments of knowledge,
Brainstorms in teacups and sentient porage,
Space-time anomalies used to make bling,
These are a few of *my* favourite things. |
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Sp: Portage. Partridge? Paul Rudd? |
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Personal lightning-rods (illo of [hob]'s), and
vacuum dirigible service tech jobs and
engines made quieter with tuned trombones;
leeches provided retirement homes!
Rentisham's old-fashioned flenting-wax ads
giant inflatable egos for cads. |
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Solutions to problems that do not exist.
Has anyone noticed? They're almost a list. |
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//porage// (n) The condition or act of poring. Like dote -> dotage. Mutual pimple and blackhead squeezing. |
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Oh, you mean porridge! Sorry, I was deliberately confused. |
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It's highly unlikely that [Pertinax] would write //porage// if he meant porridge, or anything else other than porage. |
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To the tune of 'The Lonely Goatherd'...
What’s that Hill? and a Clockwork Songbird
Bakey, bakey-wakey, bakey bakery!
Spill, Baby, Spill! and Brand New Curse Words
Bakey, bakey-wakey, bakery!
A Small Naked Man Pursuing a Pigeon
Bakey, bakey-wakey, bakey bakery!
Scavenger Van and a Transparent Kitchen
Bakey, bakey-wakey, bakery!
[Insert Yodelling Here]
Noodle Brains, Mass Zombification
Bakey, bakey-wakey, bakey bakery!
Non-Stop Train, Embedded Space Station
Bakey, bakey-wakey, bakery!
Herbicide Shoes and Trainspotter Spotting
Bakey, bakey-wakey, bakey bakery!
You Choose the News or you could Watch ‘em Rot(ting)
Bakey, bakey-wakey, bakery!
[Insert more Yodelling]
Tattoo Your Bones and Orbital Guppies
Bakey, bakey-wakey, bakey bakery!
Large Cooling Stones and Perpetual Puppies
Bakey, bakey-wakey, bakery!
Front-Loaded Plot and Drug O’ the Month Club
Bakey, bakey-wakey, bakey bakery!
Explode-a-Shot and a Mobile Pub (yeah!)
Bakey, bakey-wakey, bakery!
Bakey-bakey!
Bakey-bakey!
Bakey! Bakey-bakey!
Bakery! Wooo! |
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{something about a Turing Test and a Tree-Ring Circus, which doesn't scan} - Ceci n'est pas un anno. |
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Wait, it does! ... to the tune of Kookaburra Sits in the Old Gum Tree. Almost. |
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To me- this is the halfbakery at its best!! |
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Ahem, as Moonstring TM's IP lawyer... |
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