Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Toilet Kneeler

For use when praying to the porcelain god(s).
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For the occasionally devout. Just a fold down knee pad so at least you can drool in dignity without your knees hurting too.
ShawnBob, Aug 02 2012

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FlyingToaster, Aug 03 2012

       Perfect for when talking to god on the big white telephone.
MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 03 2012

       So, this would actually be called a "prie-dieu de porcelaine"?
jurist, Aug 03 2012

       How thoughtful for you to think of those poor sots, who end up barfing their guts out, on frequent occasions.
blissmiss, Aug 03 2012

       Something including the word pew.
rcarty, Aug 03 2012

pocmloc, Aug 04 2012

baconbrain, Aug 04 2012

       //For the occasionally devout.//   

       Good writing that is. [+]   

       //Perfect for when talking to god on the big white telephone.//   

       That too.
doctorremulac3, Aug 04 2012

       i would be disappointed to not find this in every church restroom
vfrackis, Aug 06 2012

       ^surely you mean "restroom church".
FlyingToaster, Aug 06 2012

baconbrain, Aug 06 2012

       You are entering the house of “oh, god”.
pocmloc, Aug 07 2012

       When I first read the heading, for some reason I thought this was a device for the OCD to avoid sitting on the seat. I had hard time picturing kneeling on a toilet and managing to get the job done, so I just had to pop in to read, thanks for the clarification. I will probably post a new idea for a portable partially inflatable and instantly disposable toilet seat seat made of temporarily air tight lightly waxed water soluble paper.
PainOCommonSense, Aug 07 2012

       Now that I think about it, a couple handles would be nice as well. You don't really want to grab onto the steering wheel of the porcelain bus if you can help it.
ShawnBob, Aug 09 2012

       one of those massage table face-supports could flip up as the kneeler was flipped down.
FlyingToaster, Aug 09 2012


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