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Topless Chess
Take an article of clothing off for every man you lose. | |
The chess pieces are actually miniature shirts, pants, bras, panties, etc. When one of your pieces gets captured, you must remove that piece of clothing from your own body.
Pawn capture would result in the seperation from the body of any of the following common accessories:
Shoes
Socks
Jewlery
Hats
Glasses
Earmuffs
And
represented as tiny little... tophats. The kind a stripper might wear to the "leave your hat on" song by that one Tom Jones weirdo.
Stalemate: Necessary sex.
Lose the queen: Lose your pants. Instantly.
En passant: Put your underwear on your head.
Fool's mate: Get in the gimp box.
Google search "strip chess"
http://www.google.c...illa:en-US:official
[waugsqueke, Jun 15 2005]
Sex v. Mind Chess
http://www.youtube....watch?v=aEC7FK0xVTQ
That's sex-on-mind chess [Noexit, Jul 03 2008]
[link]
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More tame sex fantasy than invention. At the very least you could punch it up a bit by having the board game be one playable by four or more players. |
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[Bris], though I don't want to encite a list, the rules will never be complete. MUAHA HAH HAH HAHA! |
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Strip chess eh? may as well chuck the playing cards in the bin now then. |
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With all due respect, I suggest this variant: |
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The chess pieces are actually miniature shirts, pants, bras, panties, etc. When one of your pieces gets captured, you must remove that piece of clothing from your own body. |
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I do like the idea of a queen with pants on her head. |
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The chess piece, that is. Anything else would be weird. |
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Incidentally, what piece of clothing do you wear eight of? Or can you take pawns with impunity? |
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Seems You took this idea into the changing rooms,daseva. |
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Yeah moomin, the Bishop would look pretty odd wearing a bra. |
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In order to get the game started, one might have to be overclothed in the first place and wear eight earmuffs at least. A well played Queen Gambit might leave your opponent with the interesting feat of taking his/her bra off before removing their shirt. |
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[+] for anything!
Checkmate. |
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"...interesting feat of taking his/her bra off before removing their shirt." |
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It's not too big a trick to take a bra off without taking off the blouse first. I've done it in the car on long drives when my bra gets uncomfortable. I can do it while driving, even. |
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Not for the women no, but were not telling the men are we? |
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We heard it here first, [Susan]! |
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//[+] for anything!// Hmm. I feel violated. oh well! |
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// It's not too big a trick to take a bra off without taking off the blouse first. I've done it in the car on long drives when my bra gets uncomfortable. I can do it while driving, even.//
So the legends I heard in boy scouts, they are true!
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[phundog]'s annotation saved this idea. |
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//Fool's mate: Get in the gimp box//
I am beginning to suspect that
there is some meaning to the word
'gimp' of which I am not aware of being
aware of. When I was at school, a gimp
was just an idiot, wally, prat, whatever.
Now, according to Google, it has
something to do with computer
graphics. But I suspect Google is not
telling me everything. |
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[zeno], master of the obvious, as per usual. |
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Umm... gimp, hmm... Okay, [Basepair], I think its time we talked... |
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Gimps are well, linky. And sometimes put in boxes for long periods of time until they... uhh |
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[Basepair], don't feel bad as I don't know what a gimp in this context is, either. Well, don't feel too bad, anyway. |
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GIMP is a an open source digital paint and image manipulation program that runneth on Linux. |
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Gimp: a sex slave dressed in leather. |
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But then again, I still find myself
puzzled by the concept of a "gimp box".
I presume it is not an analogue of a
"cricket box", but that is as far as my
imagination will let me go. Back to
Google. |
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Sadly not a viable option at three
minutes past midnight in the fens. But
perhaps some mysteries are meant to
remain mysteriously mysterious. |
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What's original about the strip version of any game? |
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Oh great, more internet pawn. [-] |
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Perhaps you should have to take the
clothing off of your opponent. |
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Bun'd for stripifying the game, but I'd have to question how one removes their underwear without removing their pants. Also, if we're assigning specific pieces of clothing to pieces of the game, what does the guy do if he loses the piece the bra is assigned to? Does he have to don a bra before the game starts? |
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Now you've got me thinking about how to stripify other games. Super Mario World + infinite lives hack? |
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how would sex-on-mind kind of pressure affect the game..and thinking..(?) (now, dont tell me that players wouldnt have sex on their minds) |
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{Dresses his Bishop for a bit of a bashing} |
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Are you a fan of Austin Powers per chance? |
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Ivana: Do you know how ve keep varm in Russia? |
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Austin: I can guess, baby.. |
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//Now you've got me thinking about how to stripify other games// |
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Like most sports, and everything else spectatorful,
they would be better if all the players started nude and
stayed nude. Think how many guys would not mind going to
the ballet. And how many women would not complain about
watching "sports".
Even chess would be vastly better- you may not be able to
tell what they are planning to do several moves ahead, but
you can tell if they are excited about it! |
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nudity[+] slightly deceptive title and not particularly original
[-] net [+-] |
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