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Topless Chess

Take an article of clothing off for every man you lose.
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The chess pieces are actually miniature shirts, pants, bras, panties, etc. When one of your pieces gets captured, you must remove that piece of clothing from your own body.

Pawn capture would result in the seperation from the body of any of the following common accessories:

Shoes

Socks

Jewlery

Hats

Glasses

Earmuffs

And represented as tiny little... tophats. The kind a stripper might wear to the "leave your hat on" song by that one Tom Jones weirdo.

Stalemate: Necessary sex.

Lose the queen: Lose your pants. Instantly.

En passant: Put your underwear on your head.

Fool's mate: Get in the gimp box.

daseva, Jun 15 2005

Google search "strip chess" http://www.google.c...illa:en-US:official
[waugsqueke, Jun 15 2005]

Sex v. Mind Chess http://www.youtube....watch?v=aEC7FK0xVTQ
That's sex-on-mind chess [Noexit, Jul 03 2008]

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       More tame sex fantasy than invention. At the very least you could punch it up a bit by having the board game be one playable by four or more players.
bristolz, Jun 15 2005
  

       [Bris], though I don't want to encite a list, the rules will never be complete. MUAHA HAH HAH HAHA!
daseva, Jun 15 2005
  

       Strip chess eh? may as well chuck the playing cards in the bin now then.
skinflaps, Jun 15 2005
  

       With all due respect, I suggest this variant:   

       The chess pieces are actually miniature shirts, pants, bras, panties, etc. When one of your pieces gets captured, you must remove that piece of clothing from your own body.
phundug, Jun 15 2005
  

       Excellent.
daseva, Jun 15 2005
  

       I do like the idea of a queen with pants on her head.   

       The chess piece, that is. Anything else would be weird.   

       Incidentally, what piece of clothing do you wear eight of? Or can you take pawns with impunity?
moomintroll, Jun 15 2005
  

       Seems You took this idea into the changing rooms,daseva.   

       Yeah moomin, the Bishop would look pretty odd wearing a bra.
skinflaps, Jun 15 2005
  

       //Hats// Plural?
hidden truths, Jun 15 2005
  

       [+] for strip anything.
justaguy, Jun 15 2005
  

       In order to get the game started, one might have to be overclothed in the first place and wear eight earmuffs at least. A well played Queen Gambit might leave your opponent with the interesting feat of taking his/her bra off before removing their shirt.
Susan, Jun 15 2005
  

       [+] for gimp anything
crater, Jun 15 2005
  

       [+] for anything! Checkmate.   

       : )
Night, Jun 15 2005
  

       "...interesting feat of taking his/her bra off before removing their shirt."   

       It's not too big a trick to take a bra off without taking off the blouse first. I've done it in the car on long drives when my bra gets uncomfortable. I can do it while driving, even.
bristolz, Jun 15 2005
  

       Not for the women no, but were not telling the men are we?
Susan, Jun 15 2005
  

       We heard it here first, [Susan]!   

       //[+] for anything!// Hmm. I feel violated. oh well!
daseva, Jun 15 2005
  

      
// It's not too big a trick to take a bra off without taking off the blouse first. I've done it in the car on long drives when my bra gets uncomfortable. I can do it while driving, even.//

So the legends I heard in boy scouts, they are true!
ldischler, Jun 15 2005
  

       [phundog]'s annotation saved this idea.
zeno, Jun 15 2005
  

       //Fool's mate: Get in the gimp box//
I am beginning to suspect that there is some meaning to the word 'gimp' of which I am not aware of being aware of. When I was at school, a gimp was just an idiot, wally, prat, whatever. Now, according to Google, it has something to do with computer graphics. But I suspect Google is not telling me everything.
Basepair, Jun 15 2005
  

       [zeno], master of the obvious, as per usual.   

       Umm... gimp, hmm... Okay, [Basepair], I think its time we talked...   

       Gimps are well, linky. And sometimes put in boxes for long periods of time until they... uhh
daseva, Jun 15 2005
  

       [Basepair], don't feel bad as I don't know what a gimp in this context is, either. Well, don't feel too bad, anyway.   

       GIMP is a an open source digital paint and image manipulation program that runneth on Linux.
bristolz, Jun 15 2005
  

       Gimp: a sex slave dressed in leather.
ldischler, Jun 15 2005
  

       But then again, I still find myself puzzled by the concept of a "gimp box". I presume it is not an analogue of a "cricket box", but that is as far as my imagination will let me go. Back to Google.
Basepair, Jun 15 2005
  

       See 'Pulp Fiction'.
ldischler, Jun 15 2005
  

       Sadly not a viable option at three minutes past midnight in the fens. But perhaps some mysteries are meant to remain mysteriously mysterious.
Basepair, Jun 15 2005
  

       What's original about the strip version of any game?
waugsqueke, Jun 15 2005
  

       Oh great, more internet pawn. [-]
not_only_but_also, Jun 16 2005
  

       Perhaps you should have to take the clothing off of your opponent.
mecotterill, Jul 03 2008
  

       Bun'd for stripifying the game, but I'd have to question how one removes their underwear without removing their pants. Also, if we're assigning specific pieces of clothing to pieces of the game, what does the guy do if he loses the piece the bra is assigned to? Does he have to don a bra before the game starts?   

       Now you've got me thinking about how to stripify other games. Super Mario World + infinite lives hack?
Bukkakinator, Jul 03 2008
  

       how would sex-on-mind kind of pressure affect the game..and thinking..(?) (now, dont tell me that players wouldnt have sex on their minds)
faula, Jul 03 2008
  

       {Dresses his Bishop for a bit of a bashing}
Dub, Jul 04 2008
  

       Are you a fan of Austin Powers per chance?   

       Ivana: Do you know how ve keep varm in Russia?   

       Austin: I can guess, baby..   

       Ivana: Ve play chess.   

       Austin: I guessed wrong.
kuupuuluu, Jul 04 2008
  

       //Now you've got me thinking about how to stripify other games//   

       Strip Solitaire?
Klaatu, Jul 05 2008
  

       [+] for hardcore pawn
ElTel, Jul 07 2008
  

       Like most sports, and everything else spectatorful, they would be better if all the players started nude and stayed nude. Think how many guys would not mind going to the ballet. And how many women would not complain about watching "sports". Even chess would be vastly better- you may not be able to tell what they are planning to do several moves ahead, but you can tell if they are excited about it!
lewstanley, Dec 25 2014
  

       nudity[+] slightly deceptive title and not particularly original [-] net [+-]
Voice, Dec 26 2014
  
      
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