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Traffic Jam2

automobile gummies in a fruity spread
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Be a part of the newest lunch sensation! This fruity treat consists of your choice of grape, strawberry, or boisenberry jam mixed with fun automobile gummies. Delicious and chewy SUVs, Ford Foci, etc. slowly make their way out of the patented and congested narrow-neck jar. Spread onto a delicious bun with pumpernickel and whole wheat lanes, complement with peanut butter, all the other kids envy your tasty Traffic Jam.
joeforker, Aug 08 2005

Traffic for your jam http://www.amazon.c...urmet-food&v=glance
Haribo gummy stock cars [joeforker, Aug 08 2005]

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       [joe] you are pretty forking close to the pun rule here, but I'm willing to look the other way becaue I love a good pun. And why would this only be for lunch? See how it tastes on a croissant with tea.
Canuck, Aug 08 2005
  

       Ah yes. Challing curved croissantal causeways. Scrumptious.
joeforker, Aug 08 2005
  

       Let's also not forget the usefulness of a biscuit resurfacing device for reconditioning biscuits that have seen too much gummy traffic.
joeforker, Aug 08 2005
  

       Would the plural of Focus really have two 'i's? Surely it would be 'Foci'.   

       Otherwise very tasty. [+]
pooduck, Aug 08 2005
  

       Haribo macht kinder froh und erwachsenen ebenso!
zeno, Aug 08 2005
  

       [Canuck] When applying the pun rule, consider whether the pun is tasteful. Or tasty.
joeforker, Aug 08 2005
  
      
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