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Traveling In The Head Of Donald Trump is the name given to a new
Sedan Chair service to be operated on the streets of some busy
metropolitan area like New York City.
The Sedan Chairs (as the name suggests) are large replica heads of
The Donald, supported by the customary poles to facilitate
and street movement. Entering the Sedan is achieved by flicking
back the combover then twisting the left ear, that acts as a
allowing entrance via a door on the side of the head.
Once inside the head, the passenger finds themselves cosseted in
an environment fully reflective of the sort of luxurious trashy bling
which characterises the nature and taste of the potential future
president of the USA.
Racial minorities, such as those from Mexico, will find they are
particularly welcome to apply as candidates for positions as
Trump Head Carriers.
Just reimagine with the head of The Donald [xenzag, Aug 23 2015]
||I would rather have two hundred root canals at the same
time, than to crawl into that man's head. Period.
||Oh sure, you just had to play the trump card...
||I too would rather [blissmiss] have two hundred root
||Trump's the biggest threat to civilization since Emmanuel
||I envision this slightly differently. Opening the door a bunch of sand falls out at your feet, nay on your feet. Upon entering, the patron is greeted by a glass bell jar in which a cross-eyed toad, wearing a chauffeur's uniform, sits upon a tiny bicycle. The bicycle has no rear wheel and is geared with a chain that disappears through the floor of the enclosure and obviously acts as the primary motive force for the vehicle. The toad stares unblinking for an awkwardly long time before letting out a croak that sounds surprisingly like flatulence. The toad starts to pedal and as the vehicle starts moving several vents begin blowing sand about the compartment and into every crevice and orifice. The toad grunts its flatulent song during the entire trip.
||Alternative idea name: Being Donald Trump.