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Trumbiden

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Election a stand-off?

Call for Trumbiden, surgically grafted together, pro-rata percentage.

God knows how they go to the toilet, and who gets custody of the hair???

not_morrison_rm, Nov 05 2020

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       // how they go to the toilet //   

       Who cares, they won't be able to talk and eliminate wastes at the same time (hopefully) as both processes required use of the same orifice ...
8th of 7, Nov 05 2020
  

       I like the idea of Trump being grafted on to someone else but I'm suggesting it not be a person, when a large vegetable marrow is a much more appropriate recipient, especially of his head.
xenzag, Nov 05 2020
  

       I can think of "better" uses for a large vegetable marrow and Trump's orifice...
neutrinos_shadow, Nov 05 2020
  

       Well, you could chop it up into cubes, and boil it in salted water, and serve it as an accompaniment to a main meal.   

       Any thoughts as to what to do with the marrow, though ?
8th of 7, Nov 05 2020
  

       Glue the hair to the ass...oh wait...
blissmiss, Nov 05 2020
  

       This should be Bi-rump, shirley ? Two cheeks of the same ugly backside ?
8th of 7, Nov 06 2020
  

       Now that it's all over bar the sulking (and the sulking promises to be epic), it's come to my attention that, even as the Democrats gain the presidency, they're losing ground in congress.   

       This suggests two things.   

       First, the Democrats are *not* stealing the election - because, if they were able and willing to steal elections, why wouldn't they steal a handful of senate seats, without which they can't do much anyway?   

       Second, there seems to have been a strong turnout among anti- Trump republicans, who decided "sure, I'm a conservative, I don't want to enable a left-leaning agenda in Congress but, on the other hand, fuck Trump."   

       Is that a fair assessment?
pertinax, Nov 07 2020
  
      
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