Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Practically writes itself.
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Early each day near the Senate of Paul's
the small-fingered orange man comes
in his own special way to the people he calls,
"Let's toss from the Government the bums"
Come lead the little herds
Overturn Obamacare
And we'll be glad if you do
The racists are angry
The rich in despair
All it takes is TrumpPence and you
Lead the herds, TrumpPence he brags
TrumpPence, TrumpPence, TrumpPence he brags
Lead the herds, that's what he cries
While overheard are words filled with lies
All around the arena the delegates and proxies
Look down as he yells his scares
Although you can't see it,
You know they are dying
Each time that he fixes his hair
Though his words are simplistic and untrue
Listen, it's Nazi deja vu...
RayfordSteele, Jul 15 2016

TrumpPence http://www.cnn.com/...residential-choice/
I wouldn't give a haypenny for either of 'em. [RayfordSteele, Jul 15 2016]

Feed the birds... https://www.youtube...watch?v=XHrRxQVUFN4
A pretty reasonable price... [RayfordSteele, Jul 16 2016]

Hitler reacts to Trump nomination https://www.google....=bv.127178174,d.cGc
[theircompetitor, Jul 17 2016]

So is this what the Queen does? http://www.nytimes....ning-mate.html?_r=0
"When Kasich’s adviser asked how this would be the case, Donald Jr. explained that his father’s vice president would be in charge of domestic and foreign policy. Then what, the adviser asked, would Trump be in charge of? “Making America great again” was the casual reply." [RayfordSteele, Jul 20 2016]


       I wanted to file it under 'Public/Disaster' but it would probably get moved anyway.
RayfordSteele, Jul 15 2016

       A bit campy. I bet it took a lot of concentration.
LimpNotes, Jul 15 2016

       Anything that affirms that Trump = Hitler gets my vote.
xenzag, Jul 15 2016

       I think "Nellie the Elephant" might work better.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 15 2016

       Concentration... yeah we'll call it that.   

       Usually it takes about 10 minutes and a visit to Rhymezone.com
RayfordSteele, Jul 15 2016

       Ooh, too bad I had never heard of Nellie the Elephant until now. That'd be even too easy.
RayfordSteele, Jul 15 2016

       Not quite Top 40, [Ray] but I think you nailed it.
whatrock, Jul 15 2016

       TrumpPence sounds like a pricey penny, or some other form of money. Or a heaping bowl of horse shit. Either way, it's not for me, thanks. (But I do like your ditty, Ray.)
blissmiss, Jul 15 2016

       And Hitler, who came to power via a democratic process.
8th of 7, Jul 17 2016

       Nice one Ian. Link to one of them.   

       Trump is really about the limits of Democracy. But as Churchill assured us, all will be all right in the end.
theircompetitor, Jul 17 2016

       The end of what? What if we don't want the end to come just yet?   

       All will be right, except if you live in Syria, the West Bank, Morrocco, France, Venezuela, Cote D'Ivore, Tunisia, Turkey, Russia, Spain, Afghanistan, Congo, South Sudan, North Sudan, Egypt, Yemen, Somalia, the Philippines, South Korea, North Korea, Korellia, South Carolina, South Ossetia...
RayfordSteele, Jul 17 2016

       // France //   

       Sp. "france"   

       Don't forget the Maldives, Pitcairn island, Novaya Zemlya, Big Diomede and Tristan da Cunha ...
8th of 7, Jul 17 2016

       A bit pessimistic there, Ray   

       It either won't matter much in 50 years, or won't matter at all
theircompetitor, Jul 17 2016

       If the worst comes to the worst, and either Trump or Hilary gets elected, we'd consider inviting you guys back into the Empire. Obviously with a few conditions.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 17 2016

       That man is a living insult to humanity and the current Presidency.   

       Whst conditions would you like us to impose?   

       If only Boris and Donald would pay a visit to the French Minister's live-in hair stylist, the world would be much improved.
RayfordSteele, Jul 17 2016


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