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Vision Reducing Contact Lenses

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Lesnses that soften ones vision in the same way that a soft filter would be used hid some bodily imperfections in some burlesque photography.

Great for moments when you want to be intimate but don't want to get totally drunk first.

bob, Jul 27 2011


       Bob in dutch is the name for designated driver (Bewust Onbeschonken Bestuurder, a belgian invention).   

       Perhaps you should raise your standard.   

       And where do you get of assuming a "target" that would only appeal to you if you were blind drunk, would actually want to have it of with you? Do you usually get them drunk too?   

       Sorry I get it now, this invention is not for you but for your potential mate.
zeno, Jul 27 2011


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