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Voyager 2 Space Robots

Something returns from interstellar space.
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Reaching such speeds relative to light that Voyager 2 wil seem to remain at an observable position and rate of speed; however it begins to travel into the future much slower than people of Earth who one billion years ago celebrated its entry into interstellar space. Voyager 2 becomes the originating spark of life in a far off galaxy. Although it takes one billion years of evolution, upon the space bots arrival to Earth it will be a billion years travel to them in the immediacy, therfore we will soon be attcked by space robots decended from Voyager 2.

Earth watches the entry of Voyager into IS space----->

Voyager 2 enters intersteller space---------------------->

<-------------------Space Robots emerge from Voyager 2

<---------------------one billion years--------------------->

rcarty, Sep 16 2013

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       Love it.   

       Fortunately, I'm always prepared for attack from giant space robots.
Alterother, Sep 16 2013
  

       Prepare for an enemy that knows about electronics and physics what we know about meat.
rcarty, Sep 16 2013
  

       ...or friend that knows physics and electronics like we know meat... friend would be good.   

       Friends? How ostracized and alienated must Voyageur 2 feel being cast out and sent off into cold space alone with only homley nerds to talk to online like a common social reject. You think we're going to be friends wih the alien offspring of the alienated craft that we sent to look for aliens to over come our own alienation?
rcarty, Sep 16 2013
  

       I'm prepared to face an enemy that knows nothing whatsoever of atmospheric conditions or moisture, and I'm also prepared to hide in the hills until winter in order to exploit that weakness.   

       That's actually my standard battle plan no matter who or what is attacking me, because winter aids those who are prepared for it, and it defeats those who must wade through waist-deep snow and slowly freezing to death as they hunt for and are occasionally shot by the aforementioned prepared defenders.
Alterother, Sep 16 2013
  

       I'm prepared to conceal myself inside an impermeable underground bunker with sufficient preparations and rations that I maintain a similar kind and quality of living as before the invasion. Further I am prepared to exit said bunker into the proceeding nuclear winter, in a certified radiation proof suit and gieger counter to prod and gawk at dismembered humans and violently disassembled robot components. Similarly I am prepared for the extreme nausea, and organic bodily systems breakdown associated with radiation poisoning , and finally I am prepared to shuffle around and groan in the endless pursuit of human brains to delay the decay of my own atrophied zombie form.
rcarty, Sep 16 2013
  

       //prepared to hide in the hills until winter in order to exploit that weakness.//   

       // an impermeable underground bunker with sufficient preparations and rations that I maintain a similar kind and quality of living as before the invasion//   

       Silly, silly melted-in-their-boots humans.   

       //You think we're going to be friends with the alien offspring of the alienated craft that we sent to look for aliens to over come our own alienation?//   

       it's working for me so far... {knocks-on-wood}   
      
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