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Wet Mouth Shovel Licker

 the worlds first anti-antimysophobia device for the garden
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if you happen to have a pathological fear of contact with dirt and you like to garden this is the product for you

it's a device that looks like a large dirty mouth sitting in your garden. It has a rubbery spongy tongue reddish pink in color, and a hose attached at the back. The water pressure activates the licking and slobbering mechanical jaw action when you stick a shovel into it.

You stick your shovel in and it cleans it off thus forcing you to confront your fear while trying to avoid it.

—vfrackis, Jun 08 2009





       Tries to remember last time I felt compelled to lick dirt off a shovel...... Nope - think I can safely say that's a new one on me. [+] for your pain if you suffer from this condition.... ever thought about sprinkling chocolate bits on your dirt piles instead?
—xenzag, Jun 08 2009
   
         


 

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