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I have heard of some baseball or football
fans going across the United States from
stadium to stadium just to say they have
been to all of them.
While on such a trip, take along a BINGO
like card that has each city's name on it
and next to each name a list of different
smells. While in
each city's subway
system, check off what you smell. No
cheating!, you must shower on your trip.
When you have completed the card you
can mail it to whatever company has
sponsored it and recieve a life time
supply of disinfectant/deodorant/clothes
Stop and take time to smell the hobos.
Chatelet-les-Halles - butter croissants/dead people.
Bir Hakeim / Passy / Gare du Nord smell of burning wooden brake blocks. Oak, probably. Dunno why.
||I'm still trying to figure out why any company would sponsor this.
||Breath Right Nasal Strips
||ours smells like machine oil, and piss. mostly piss. actually just piss.
||//No cheating!, you must shower on your trip.//
||This assumes, perhaps correctly, that the travelers present at the time influence the overall smell. Therefore, it differs depending on what time you are in the subway.
||(zaps to the spot in a puff of smoke holding a air freshener) try this! (-)
||Anywhere in London: warm electrified