Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Whistling Bong

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A bong with one of those little breath-run motor whistles, so when you take a hit, it goes "FFFWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"!

Also, it would be cool to have one of those bird warbler whistles on a bong. The ones where the whistle part draws the air through the water, so that it sounds kind of like a bird singing.

lawpoop, Aug 10 2003

Bong http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bong
for po [calum, Oct 20 2005]


       I'm sure after 6 to 10 bong hits, the whistle sound only gets funnier and funnier.
JimmyPiper, Aug 11 2003

       Actually, I was thinking it might creep you out. After 6 to 10 hits.
lawpoop, Aug 11 2003

       The possibilities for bongs are endless.
motive power, Aug 11 2003

       You would have to pull very slowly, so as not to wake up the Whistle.
bungston, Aug 11 2003

       what's a bong?
po, Aug 11 2003

       What do you do with Bill and Ben?
silverstormer, Aug 11 2003

       What a great idea!!!. If you could get it to make a farting soung, you could rename it a Pong!!
PaddyPat, Aug 12 2003

       Can I have one that makes a Brrraaa- aaarrrrr - aarrrp punchline trombone sound ?
nichpo, Aug 13 2003

       Sure! Funny noise bongs for everybody!
lawpoop, Aug 13 2003

       maybe digital bong? you get a row of buttons to chose what sounds you want to hear as you take a hit. My personal favorite is "fog horn"
colaaddict, Aug 14 2003

       yes! just like those digital car horns. mine will play La Cucaracha.
DeathNinja, Aug 14 2003

       I believe you're referring to a "siren whistle." Also, if you toked slowly enough, you could make it sound like the cops were coming---a perfect prank to play on a paranoid friend.
Ander, Aug 24 2003

       Why have I never seen one of these for sale? I can't even find one on google! What is wrong with the world?
wagster, Oct 20 2005

       Bong ideas are muchly underrated. This is probably the best of the bunch.
hidden truths, Oct 20 2005


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