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White Chocolate Jesus with Liquid Cherry Center

A new Easter-specific candy item, like Peeps
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If you made a white chocolate statue of Jesus with a liquid cherry center, then you could use a toothpick to add the stigmata yourself, or perhaps a tattoo. Encourage your artistic side!

Of course, there's the issue of how to eat it, like with animal cookies. I start with the extremities, but my kid brother always started with the head.

Maestro, Mar 31 2002

(?) choccy Jesus. http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/jesii/230/
shouldn't laugh - but "submit the buggar" made me chuckle [po, Mar 31 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]

Sweet Jesus! http://www.angelfir...ilytravesty/72.html
A story 'bout the Sweet Jesus chosolate, will find a better link later. Maybe. [[ sctld ], Mar 31 2002]

(??) Car-friendly chocolate. http://www.hersheya...istory/rationd.html
'Hershey's Tropical Chocolate', aka Ration bar D. [StarChaser, Apr 08 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]

God & Chocolate http://mnl_1221.tripod.com/chocolate.html
...worth it for the phrase "I think Jesus would've enjoyed a chocolate drink as much as he enjoyed turning water into wine at a wedding feast". [hippo, Oct 04 2004]

Jesus and Mary Chocolate Mould - only $2.25 http://www.kitchenk...oduct.asp?pn=MA0377
Truly a bargain - I think this is the mould used for the chocolate Jesus in [po]'s JOTW link (above). [hippo, Oct 04 2004]

The Immaculate Confection http://web.mit.edu/...www/PG/sweejee.html
Baked? - "A chocolate Jesus which bleeds red jam has outraged Church leaders" [hippo, Oct 04 2004]

Christian Gifts http://members.trip...ates/christian.html
A vast range of chocolate crucifixes, Communion boy lollipops (hmm?), Virgin Mary on a stick lollipops, angel candy, and of course, chocolate Jesuses. [hippo, Oct 04 2004]

More chocolate religious leaders http://www.overthem...a/ourchocolates.asp
A chocolate buddha is available here. [hippo, Oct 04 2004]

Chocolate Ganesh http://osiris.sunde...i/chocolategod.html
"BOMBAY: Hindu devotees are struggling to prevent a two-metre (six-foot) chocolate idol of an elephant-headed god, Ganesh, from melting in the scorching heat." [hippo, Oct 04 2004]

Chocolate Ganesh http://www.iol.co.z...581522B241&set_id=1
(same story as above, but with a Reuters tagline, so it must be true, mustn't it? ...) [hippo, Oct 04 2004]

(?) Gadgets for God http://ship-of-fools.com/Gadgets/
"...consumer guide to tacky religious artefacts..." - with a food section. [hippo, Oct 04 2004]

Preston's Custom Candy http://www.prestonscandy.com/custom.html
We used these guys before to make chocolate shapes, and they make creme-filled candies (including cherry cordials) there too. I bet you could get them to make this... [monkeywidget, Oct 04 2004]

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       Believe ti or not, but this is actually Baked, and there was some uproar about it.
[ sctld ], Mar 31 2002

       can you find a linky? scuttled.
po, Mar 31 2002

       If I were creative enough, I would post "White Chocolate Jesus and Vinegar Monkey" in the culture: superhero section. I think that with their combination of chocolate, New Testament philosophy and piss-flavoured simian hi-jinks, they would fight crime most efficaciously.
calum, Mar 31 2002

       but it would taste ******* horrible.
po, Mar 31 2002

       Really? Only seven stars? I would have at least given it eight - ********.
[ sctld ], Mar 31 2002

       Would this have a communion wafer in the middle of it perchance?
RayfordSteele, Apr 04 2002

       (Another fine example of the tolerance which we have come to expect from [Mephista].)
angel, Apr 05 2002

       The idea does not require mocking.
waugsqueke, Apr 05 2002

       White chocolate?
1kester, Apr 05 2002

       <Obligatory "how many times does a catholic have to take communion before they've eaten a whole Jesus?" question>   

       <Additional obligatory "wasn't Jesus black or at least fairly tanned?" question, to placate Mephista's choccy purism>
pottedstu, Apr 05 2002

       with regards to leaving choccy on the dash, i can vouch for it's awkwardness when in a molten state. who would have thought that such a beautiful foodstuff could wreak that much havoc onto the car interior. they should make car friendly chocolate.
fast_eddie, Apr 07 2002

       "...they should make car friendly chocolate."   

       Yes, perhaps out of stone.
bristolz, Apr 07 2002

       Actually, there is one...A link appears.
StarChaser, Apr 08 2002

       I don't care if it rains or freezes
As long as I've got my plastic Jesus
Glued to the dash-board of my car...
ato_de, Apr 21 2003

       I like the stone chocolate idea, [bris] - not quite as tasty as the real thing, but, boy does it last and last...   

       Personally, I'd like to see the whole set of Mixed Disciples - each one a holy different flavour. Of course, knowing my luck I'd be the one stuck with the nasty halibut-flavoured chocolate Judas at the bottom of the box. "Can I swop it for your Jesus?"   


       "Go on. I'll give you these thirty chocolate coins as well..."
lostdog, Apr 21 2003

       a range of small cheeses (ie, in a "sampler" styled presentation marketed for Christmas fare as "BABY-CHEESES"
peter2, Apr 22 2003

       White chocolate is just bad. I'm sorry, but I hate the stuff.
Bugsy, Apr 23 2003

       I 'spose I could go for a milk chocolate or dark chocolate one. Perhaps three different varieties so everyone can enjoy one.
sartep, Apr 23 2003

       thanx for the link jutta. as usual i wasn't the first (to think of it )
peter2, Apr 27 2003

       This is hereshey!
wombat, Nov 20 2003

       "White chocolate is just bad. I'm sorry, but I hate the stuff." -Bugsy, Apr 23 2003   

       Agreed. They should make him out of dark chocolate anyhow, to more accurately reflect his middle-eastern jewish background. They can just paint a layer of white chocolate on for the WASPs who refuse to imagine jesus not having light brown hair and milky white skin.
Size_Mick, Nov 20 2003

       lovely idea +!
jonthegeologist, Nov 20 2003

       We seem to be in a holiday-related mood this week. (WTAGIPBAN)
krelnik, Dec 09 2003

       Getting prepared to wish jesus happy birthday, I thought only appropriate to bump this idea. Though not Easter, it is his birthday, and we should all toast him with a white chocolate sweet, whilst driving in our SUVs, me thinks.   

       Hey no Sorta Claus for years now, even though some of us have been good...
blissmiss, Nov 29 2006

       Hey [lostdog], which disciple would be "crunchy frog" flavour?
discontinuuity, Nov 30 2006


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