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Wicker Man kit

Exactly what it says on the weaving.
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BorgCo are pleased to be able to offer a new range of environmentally- friendly dispoasble incineration systems for a wide range of applications, from the metre-high "Catroaster" model to the gigantic multi-level "European Parliament"* version.

Each Wicker Man kit comes flatpacked in a box, boxes, or succession of shipping containers, complete with full instructions and a complementary "Marinus van der Lubbe" plastic drum of volatile accelerant and a thermite grenade**.

Simply set up the effigy and insert the offering of your choice into the torso, then douse in flammable liquid and retire to a safe distance before throwing the grenade to initiate the entertainment.

* note that due to the fat accumulated from the EU Gravy Train, a substantial earthwork containment bund is advised.

** Prohibited in some jurisdictions; white phosphorous or napalm may be supplied as an alternative.

8th of 7, Aug 14 2013

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       Does the wiker man kit come with a rubber-mask face, such as that of Guy Fawkes?
Vernon, Aug 15 2013
  

       I recommend centralizing the warehouse somewhere near Cairo.
RayfordSteele, Aug 15 2013
  

       Ahem, a pocket wickerman did get a mention, in your absinthe.
not_morrison_rm, Aug 15 2013
  

       //Prohibited in some jurisdictions; white phosphorous or napalm may be supplied as an alternative. //   

       Where on earth would willie-pete be available that thermite isn't? I would imagine WP is subject to much more restriction than thermite is.
Custardguts, Aug 15 2013
  

       science shops ?
FlyingToaster, Aug 15 2013
  

       U.S. Army surplus white phosporous grenades are available at Tractor Supply for use as crow repellent.
Alterother, Aug 16 2013
  

       It reminds me of... oh, how do the French say... "N'était-ce pas frais, cette chose que j'ai vu dans ce film? Ce ne serait pas soignée si elle était réelle?"
tatterdemalion, Aug 16 2013
  

       .// oh, how do the French say.. //   

       "Nous se rend ... voulez vous coucher avec moi ? Ma femme ? Ma soeur ? Ma vache ? Vous etes Allemand ? Merde ! Allors, pour nous la guerre est finis ... Ou est le drapeau blanc ? Bien, ici un cadeau pour vous … un fusil nouvellem ave less cartouches. Bienvenue a Elsass- Lothringen … (Ma foi ! Ou sont les Anglais, les Canadiens, les Americains ? Ou est mes Nikes ? )"
8th of 7, Aug 16 2013
  
      
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