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Wife/Lover Breast Pillow

I think it speaks for itself
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For use when the aforementioned Wife / Lover is not with you.
Skybird, Jun 15 2001

Well, sort of, but not exactly. http://www.realdoll.com
If your wife/lover looks something like any of these... [StarChaser, Jun 15 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]

(?) Velvet Designs breast pillows. http://www.velvettdesigns.com/
Actually more of a bust... [StarChaser, Jun 15 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]

The Breast Book http://www.halfbake...The_20Breast_20Book
Skybird's partner is on page 8. Fwooaarr! [benfrost, Jun 15 2001]

Free Arm Pillow (for women or fags) http://images.googl...09,GGGL:en%26sa%3DX
like this ... but different [MoreCowbell, Jun 20 2006]

(?) Pudendular Pillow Puppets http://www.yoni.com.../holidayvulvas.html
For those lonely nights. [nihilo, Jun 20 2006]

BBC News Story http://news.bbc.co....pacific/3699516.stm
The Japanese boyfriend pillow [hippo, Jun 01 2007]

Travelodge's answer http://www.travelod.../article.php?id=222
Does the word "Cuddillow" make anyone else nauseous, or is it just me? [MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 02 2007]

Girlfriend's Lap Pillow http://www.gizmag.com/go/4148/
This isn't so far off [qt75rx1, Mar 17 2008]

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       Alas, I think that any pillow that imitated a lover closely enough to be as comforting would be too creepy to be comfortable near.
wiml, Jun 18 2001
  

       am assuming there would be a breast either side of your ears. Eyeball damage? What about buttock pillows? I guess waking up to that would be a bit of a drag considering the amount of arses I have to kiss all day. ..
benfrost, Jun 20 2001
  

       It would be pretty scary if it spoke for itself.
beauxeault, Jun 20 2001
  

       A tit for your head, heh.   

       So ben, has anything changed within the buttock smooching arena over the last few years?
skinflaps, Jun 20 2006
  

       i guess it's the same as the regular ones-you get a new one when it too flat
tatmkr, Jun 21 2006
  

       A UK hotel chain has introduced something similar (clink). And what do you mean by "use"??
MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 02 2007
  

       I am sure that this is baked in Japan. (see link)
qt75rx1, Mar 17 2008
  

       I agree with [wiml]'s comment from 7 years ago.
phundug, Mar 18 2008
  


 

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