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For use when the aforementioned Wife / Lover is not with you.
Well, sort of, but not exactly.
If your wife/lover looks something like any of these... [StarChaser, Jun 15 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
(?) Velvet Designs breast pillows.
Actually more of a bust... [StarChaser, Jun 15 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
The Breast Book
Skybird's partner is on page 8. Fwooaarr! [benfrost, Jun 15 2001]
Free Arm Pillow (for women or fags)
like this ... but different [MoreCowbell, Jun 20 2006]
(?) Pudendular Pillow Puppets
For those lonely nights. [nihilo, Jun 20 2006]
BBC News Story
The Japanese boyfriend pillow [hippo, Jun 01 2007]
Does the word "Cuddillow" make anyone else nauseous, or is it just me? [MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 02 2007]
Girlfriend's Lap Pillow
This isn't so far off [qt75rx1, Mar 17 2008]
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||Alas, I think that any pillow that imitated a lover closely enough to be as comforting would be too creepy to be comfortable near.
||am assuming there would be a breast either side of your ears. Eyeball damage?
What about buttock pillows? I guess waking up to that would be a bit of a drag considering the amount of arses I have to kiss all day. ..
||It would be pretty scary if it spoke for itself.
||A tit for your head, heh.
||So ben, has anything changed within the buttock smooching arena over the last few years?
||i guess it's the same as the regular ones-you get a new one when it too flat
||A UK hotel chain has introduced
something similar (clink). And what do
you mean by "use"??
||I am sure that this is baked in Japan. (see link)
||I agree with [wiml]'s comment from 7 years ago.