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Wine jumpers

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Grapes are dumped onto a trampoline with sieve properties. The people take turns jumping onto the fruit and the rest is pretty much the same process.
dentworth, Jun 07 2010


       Yayayayyayyayay!!!!!! Big messy wine! Waaaahoooo!!!
blissmiss, Jun 07 2010

       //wallowing around in the stuff//
[+] Am I the only one thinking of "Nude Wine Wrestling" ?
FlyingToaster, Jun 07 2010

       Fruit suits could be worn...like grape people. (No nudity FT... you monster).
blissmiss, Jun 07 2010

       excellent, dent.
po, Jun 07 2010

       //No nudity// a loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a liberal amount of olive oil...
FlyingToaster, Jun 07 2010

       // slipping and falling in the grapes //   

       Bouncy castle winepress ?
8th of 7, Jun 07 2010

       I imagined knitted jumpers that were presoaked in wines of your choice, so that you could wring them into a glass.
xenzag, Jun 07 2010

       //Nah... have you ever jumped on a wet trampoline?//
[21_Quest] every now & then you hit one out of the park.
mouseposture, Jun 07 2010

       Wine press football field?   

       And for anybody who cares to know, I find it pretty annoying when you annotate without referencing the original idea at all. Oh sure, its fun to talk shit on people, but please veil it inside a morsel of insight, otherwise I'm getting bad flashbacks of fifth grade and that's not good. See my little feedback up there about the football? That's all you need. Then you can talk shit, just like I'm attempting right now.
daseva, Jun 07 2010

       I'm not sure what you're talking about daseva. are you on the right page?
dentworth, Jun 07 2010

       not like the poster has a <delete anno> button or anything.
FlyingToaster, Jun 07 2010

       Meh.. yea sorry, just venting frustrations. [mouseposture] gets to put someone down whilst ignoring the idea. I'd delete his annotation in an instant.   

       Wow. On further inspection, it seems that [mouseposture] may have inspired the entire list of orrery ideas. I might have to give him clearance, then. 21 has never inspired anybody.
daseva, Jun 07 2010

       I thought 'hitting one out of the park' was a good thing. It is usually a 2-3 homer.   

       I won't delete this unless it gets ugly, kind of like a person who has been jumping in grapes.
dentworth, Jun 07 2010

       Listen Mr. Butterworth, I mean Ms. Dentworth, of course.
blissmiss, Jun 07 2010

       //gets to put someone down// I'm sorry to make another off-topic anno, but I can't let that stand: it was a sincere compliment. [21Q]'s anno was a piece of subtle wit I found very funny. Maybe accidental, I don't know -- I choose to believe it was intentional.
mouseposture, Jun 08 2010

       No no, it is a good thing. It's good to hit one out of the park. But it's often said to someone who otherwise doesn't perform, so it's a veiled insult the way I interpreted it.
daseva, Jun 08 2010


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