Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Wire-Fu Wedding

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A wedding where the bride, groom and other people are wearing harnesses attached to wires. Therefore instead of walking down the aisle, the bride could just fly down in fantastical fashion.

Also after the kiss, the bride and groom could fly around the room in celebration of how joyful the occassion is.

There would also be a spare harness so when anyone objects, they just strap on and zoom down in front, where a confrontation may take place that will excite and amaze all.

mrkillboy, Jun 22 2001

(?) Baked? http://hotels.about...eekly/aa011401a.htm
"...the zaniness of being wed on a trapeze..." [hippo, Jun 22 2001, last modified Oct 21 2004]


       They should try 'The Crystal Cathedral' in Southern California. Huge productions for Christmas Cantatas include flying angels.
thumbwax, Jun 22 2001

       Could also be used to surprise the congregation during aspects of the funeral service carried out inside the church, by having the deceased perform a final lap of honour.
AndyKnott, Jun 22 2001

       I've wanted that kind of wedding ever since seeing the movie of "Hair."
hob, Jun 23 2001

       Kinda makes me wonder what a bungee baptism would be like...hmmm.
StreetLight, Jun 23 2001

       "If anyone knows why this man and this woman should not be joined in holy matrimony, let him or her leap out of his or her seat, spinning at least three times in midair, dodge the ushers' gunfire before slaying each with a well-placed shuriken, run straight up the wall and challenge the offending party to a duel while perching atop the crucifix."
Uncle Nutsy, Jun 23 2001

       Needs sound-effects. Big-time fun, though.   

       Who could resist being the wedding guest of the Bride with White Hair?
hello_c, Jun 23 2001

       I'm definitely baking this if I get married. Big if. Much bigger now that I just posted that.
Shadow Phoenix, Sep 28 2007


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