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Since I wear actual glasses, I've never had a go on those springy ones which fall out of their frames on slinkies, but I presume they aren't ideal for seeing through. However, through the power of fibreoptics, a spray of fibres could cover their "retinæ" and twist into a rope an exact number of times
along the springs until they arrive at the panes or lenses themselves. This would enable the wearer to become extremely nauseous, go cross-eyed and throw up all over the place, so it's a win-win really.
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Suggested uses: Tricking stupid people into trying them, either suggesting they're "fun and really trippy" or making barroom challenges like "hey man, bet you can't walk across the room wearing these." |
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Oh yes! Didn't think of that. |
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It's also possible to turn everything upside down this way. |
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Yes, but upside down glasses are WKTE. |
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Give these to the guy who just ate mushrooms out back. |
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[a1], true but sideways or one upside down and the other the right way up are further options. |
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Couldn't've put it better myself. |
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//bet you can't walk across the room wearing these.//I bet I could. Just close my eyes and go. |
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(psst, Jack, slide that chair in front of Voice right after they put on the goofy glasses) |
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