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Plot to overthrow the world #3892z.26Q-bravotango i!
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An Economic Theory for Reparations and Relief

Everyone born after May 30, 1912 will be reclassified as property of the Wright Brothers Corporation, due to the attribution of their lives to the outcomes of World Wars I and II which were the result of the Wright Brothers' court case against Alexander Graham Bell, according to their patent on "wing warping" which will be reinterpreted to mean "undulation", the propulsive motion that most living creatures use navigate 3D space, rather than "a steering mechanism."

Under this economic theory, everyone alive today is either a commodity of the Wright Brothers corporation according to US law as of 1912, or they are the property of the Alexander Graham Bell corporation, which is the way we have it divided up today with everyone paying a monthly tithe of 600 dollars to the Internet Service Providers which are all related back to Ma Bell.

With the change in interpretation of the old US law, all laws passed since can be annulled retroactively and in their place a world wide structure of reparations can be instituted to chanel money and gold to a network of aboriginal religious organizations spanning the developing world, to host mass vacations by working class white supremacists from middle america for 6 months each year, to do ayahuasca in a week long ceremony as an initiationi into the full 6 month series of ceremonial education about aboriginal cultures across the world.

All of this will be organized by Donald Trump in his new role as emperor of the new Reich which will be a company dedicated only to the implementation of plans for infrastructure that will be drawn up as part of the "Share!" conference, staring Cher, in Queensland Australia, right before JesusHChrist and a mathematical ordering of all of the chicks in the world in order of hotness, starting from on top of Jesus, all the way out to the gentle yogic testosterone-abusers-anonymous program that will anchor the Trans Resort Immigration system that develops around the beaches of Australia where all of the "men" in the world will be trying to infiltrate the Australian continent so that they can participate in the swirling vortex of Jesus orgy that will be going on above the newly formed shallow, man-made, health-nutrient and psychedelic-infused waters of the inland Australian sea.

JesusHChrist, Dec 03 2016


       // emperor of the new Reich //   

       Sp. "Kaiser"
8th of 7, Dec 03 2016

       I am boning this without reading to save time.
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 03 2016

       Careful ... If you strike him down, he may become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
8th of 7, Dec 03 2016

JesusHChrist, Dec 03 2016

       If the Wright brothers had had closed cell cross linked polyolifin it would all be over by now.
JesusHChrist, Dec 03 2016

       Please pass a patent on gyroscopic flywheelish dispersion of stored energy in a deformable resilient medium. Thank you.
JesusHChrist, Dec 03 2016

       He Will Display Miraculous Powers
JesusHChrist, Dec 03 2016


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