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Souvenir item sold at the Massive Coniclock, this may save your life
Thx to Custard
Just in time for the Holidays, the wrist Coniclock is a wristwatch version of the Massive Coniclock. You get to wear a watch with a matte black 4" tall conical face.
Tells day, week, month hours, minutes and seconds.
No longer will you have to unbutton and roll up your jacket-sleeves
to ensure that your watch is generally visible, and pity on those unfortunate persons that attempt to free you from your treasured possession - this watch leaves marks.
Once only available at the shoppe at the Massive Coniclock, this remarkable timepiece can be yours to treasure. Serious enquiries only.
Time to remember [husband_of_bath, Dec 08 2007]
||//this watch leaves marks//
||if it leaves the mark of the beast, i'd like to order 6. if it leaves a pingu mark, i'd like a dozen.
||"Is that a Wrist Coniclock in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me ?"