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Your Face in the Universe: Upload
any photo and discover your cosmic
twin among millions of galaxies,
nebulae, and star clusters from
NASA's Hubble, JWST, and Sloan
Digital Sky Survey archives.
We pre-process the entire cosmic
catalog using perceptual hashing and
neural networks
to extract visual
signatures—converting each galaxy's
spirals, nebula's wisps, and
cluster's patterns into searchable
mathematical fingerprints.
When you upload your image, we
extract its unique features (edges,
colors, textures) and use Spotify's
Annoy algorithm to instantly find
the ~1000 most similar cosmic
signatures from billions of
pre-indexed possibilities.
Our AI then performs detailed
matching to rank your top cosmic
doppelgangers—whether your face
resembles the swirling arms of the
Whirlpool Galaxy or your company
logo mirrors the ethereal glow of
the Eagle Nebula.
Every person and brand gets their
own corner of the universe,
scientifically matched and ready to
share—because everyone deserves to
see themselves reflected in the
stars.
Along those lines.
Your_20Constellations
[doctorremulac3, Jun 23 2025]
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You'll just end up sending the same pattern -- the one that most closely resembles a human face -- to everyone. |
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Yes, I realised that half way through and added ...YOUR CORPORATE LOGO! Pivoting furiously mid-idea to save face. Or, erm, save logo. |
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I found my mind wandering somewhere similar, last night, or perhaps this morning. Seeing this just now, I probably subconsciously read the title. |
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So I was thinking that we know relative distances, directions and brightnesses of stars from the Solar system. And the human brain is cursed with pareidolia.
So it would be possible to search the database to find locations where something vaguely like a human face could be discerned.
I don't think nearest neighbours would help much, though, and space only has three dimensions, so maybe Annoy isn't going to be useful here. |
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