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Not really an invention because I already have one sort
beloved coffee maker broke so I bought a replacement.
sounds haunted in that the steam going through the
mechanism makes moaning noises.
So it would be fairly easy to have the steam pass through
mouth shaped parts
in sequence to appear to speak.
I would have it say "Ohhh yeaaaa!" not in a sexual
context, which would be not only weird but downright
disturbing, but making an exclamation of excitement
this great pot of coffee coming along.
Theoretically you could adjust it to say other things but
that would just be stupid.
[doctorremulac3, May 05 2020]
...not like this.
What were you expecting? [doctorremulac3, May 05 2020]
For if you want to get really weird.
Sequencing the steam flow through a series of these you could get full sentences. [doctorremulac3, May 05 2020]
Coolaid pitcher busting into rooms.
He's here to murder your thirst. [doctorremulac3, May 07 2020]
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||"Oh, ah Cantona" - probably only understood in UK.
||It should be possible to combine an espresso machine with a tiny fairground organ mechanism.
||Curses ! Not only are coffee grinders powered by miniature steam engines Baked, but there's even an idea on the HB ...
||//coffee grinders powered by miniature steam engines// Very passé. One would hope for a full size steam engine to power one's coffee grinder.
||This should be a thing, right now today. Can we sneak it
into the next Executive Order?
||I would definitely have it say "Ohhh yeaaaaaa!" in a sexual
context. I could seduce young ladies and bring them home,
flirting gently as the coffee machine moans undertones of
sexual excitement. Later on in the evening, just as things
are starting to get interesting, I would simply wander off
and drink coffee.
||I am the worst Tinder date ever.
||I was thinking of putting up a video of my "talking"
coffee maker. It sounds more like a dying last
breath than anything else.
||There you go, have a replica of a famous statue of
somebody dying as a coffee maker. Just stick my
coffee maker in it and you're done.
||A goth kid's coffee maker right there.
||I'm getting a different beverage. I associate this exclamation with large animated pitchers of Kool-Aid bursting through masonry.
||Did he say anything when he busted through the
I just remember all the kids screaming and running
for their lives.
||Yup, after doing a little search, that was his tag line. See
||He'd bust into a room full of kids, make an overtly
sexual "Oh yea!" moan and then proceed to
physically attack anybody who got in his way.
||No wonder I blocked this out of my mind.