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So that, when a joke falls flat, or there is a pause for comprehension, or
when you were expecting applause but there is silence, cricket
chirps will play from your cell phone.
Baked
http://cricketsapp.com/
First hit for "crickets app". [Wrongfellow, Jul 30 2013]
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This silence-activated app could also be programmed to
say things like, "but ummm,", and, "its-its-its-its just
that---", to reserve high ground in contentious
conversations. |
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What's really needed is an interference sound app, so you can cancel out the sound of the unfunny joker and thence not have to listen in the first place. |
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