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A cereal made up of actual entire words, a little like alpha-
bits, that form random affirmations in the bowl. Sometimes Loves/you/the/universe/calm/are/now looks like the
universe loves you you are calm now from a particular angle.
Instructions on the package say to concentrate on the
sentences
you like.
Other versions available, a little like magnetic poetry for
breakfast.
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If multiple digit cheerios are too much trouble the words
could be printed on flakes. |
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Love/your/new/calm/idea, beanie. |
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My Cheerios tell me 'ooooooooooo' and sometimes if I'm
lucky 'coooooo'. I choose to take it as affirmation. |
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I would buy and consume this breakfast food and an
opposite version of it. |
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"You're cereal, yes you are..." |
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"This morning my breakfast cereal said 'Dessicant Silica Gel:
Do Not Eat'." |
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I wouldn't be surprised if a cereal company would try
this. It's very clever. |
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How about printing messages on noodles? You'd have
to spend a little time twisting and turning your fork
but that might even be kind of fun. Could also print
messages on different layers of various foods. Break
off a bit of chocolate, a piece of cake and read the
next message. |
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Reading and eating have been going together for a
very long time. Reading the paper at breakfast, a
book at lunch etc. |
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Excellent idea. You could also sell a 'paranoia' version of this, where words carefully calculated to engender paranoia would surface in your cereal bowl. |
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Much better than my idea... I would have just made digits from 0 through 9, so every bowl I poured would have a cereal number |
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[+] yes Also can there be some edible polar molecular coatings to orientate the yummy words into the delicious sentences, or just crossword patterns, on the milk surface. |
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This could become a competition for status, like 19th-century Europe taking pieces of Africa, inspiring a wholely new kind of food fight. |
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