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An alternative breakfast for those on the go
Imagine the setting......
You're clean out the shower, quickly running the iron over your
work clothes - manically checking your watch as you do so.
Wildly searching for your keys and mobile as you fly out the
But oh no - you haven't had your breakfast yet - how on earth
you have the energy to get you through that big presentation
Don't worry - you've had Bummabix - the rectal breakfast for the
busy person who doesn't have time to eat.
Compressed pellets of multigrain cereal, easily popped up the
butt for slow digestion - to give you a great start to the day!
Drinking the wrong way ...
"In" through the "Out" door ... [8th of 7, Aug 24 2017]
||The other end, has a lot of preprocessing and beneficial side effects. This method would have to be a highly pharmaceutical grade pretend cereal.