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Why, because the pattern is sometimes more important
than the energy level.
Imagine heating up a stack of donuts with the song
'stairway to heaven' and to
top them off, making the honey more fluid with 'flight of
the bumble bees'.
A roast dinner reheat could be done with the video content
of one of those celebrity roasts.
Heating or sterilizing feeding bottles could be done with
the children's nursery rhyme such as 'twinkle, twinkle, little
The pogues 'fairytale of New York' would make one over-
the-top Christmas cake.
If music be the food of love then this microwave will instill
food with any love you desire.
someone has illustrated it for you...well, sort of
[xandram, Mar 17 2009]
||Sheer cooking brilliance. And very bakeable...I
||You wouldn't be able to hear the music, would you? So, the device could fob you off with 'Three Blind Mice' every time, and you'd be none the wiser. [+]
||If the signal from the mp3 player was split before
affecting the magnetron's output and piped to a
speaker, you would have your verification.
||Now if... the circling plate was on flexible blocks
and the speaker was mounted in such a way that
the sound energy of chosen music also made the
food dance ...
||Nice idea, but all microwaves could be doing this already without you knowing. Being electromagnetic devices I think they would be into heavy metal myself. The only fault is using a digital recording device; these are the work of the devil. All music should only ever reside in the analogue realm.
||Aargh! To be absolutely legal, you'd have to hop
onto iTunes and buy new ringtones(?) for your
oven each time you wanted to heat something
||Wouldn't want to cook with illegally-downloaded
frequencies now, would we?
||[eight_nine_tortoise] I imagine the food
concurrently doing two musical dances, one with
electromagnetic and one with the vibrational .
The metal case shielding probably would stop the
radio and spurious wave modulation.
||True, I wouldn't want food pulsed with a digital
code. The digital code would have to be
converted to an analogue electron voltage change
to drive the speaker and modulator .
||Oh ...I forgot , and that random heat dance .