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e commerce talky-talk

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Maybe we should just start communicating only in e commerce. "b to be?" said jack. "e-mail just in time inventory" said bob. Cenzo shrieked " intranet mcse!" Brian swolled his pride and quietly yelped "it professional data t-3" Dan was confused at lunh, so he ordered a "diskette venture capital vegimite web site launch ipo" I believe this could make for a less confusing workplace, lower the vocabulary of the working man to under 200. E-stamp quallc
spalding, Jun 27 2000

E-commerce double-speak http://dack.com/web/bullshit.html
a source of great e commerce phrases [raisin, Jun 27 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]


       The dark man walked stealthily into the rom and approached the gorgeous woman... "Does your company have a wireless internet strategy?" she moaned into his ear. His response came out and made her get goosebumps up and down her body, "We just got another round of funding."
vincenzo, Jun 27 2000

       B2B. Is that the younger version of the group B2M (boys to men)? a hahahahha. word.
julien, Aug 14 2000

       E- HAIKU

drive back-end markets
whiteboard scalable systems
raisin, Oct 05 2000

       Let's graphically interface
thumbwax, Oct 06 2000


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