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halfbakery new years resolutions

po's resolution for the new year
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1.lose weight 2. stop eating meals at my p.c. 3. sleep more regularly 4.stop sending drunken emails

[m-f-d] I never keep them for more than a week

po, Dec 30 2001

Article from HWM http://www.happywom...eatures/newyear.htm
This may help... [notripe, Jan 05 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]


       I've managed to keep a resolution for the last 15 years...'Not to make any more stupid new year's resolutions'.
StarChaser, Dec 30 2001

       Now that I have internet at home for the first time and don't have to grab the odd half hour at work, my resolution: halfbake even more! Joy! Happy days! Bring it on! Tickle me with a feather and .........
sven3012, Dec 30 2001

       star - ggggrrr you calling me stupid?
po, Dec 30 2001

       <grins> Po, have I put the make on you yet?
StarChaser, Dec 30 2001

       what does that mean?
po, Dec 30 2001

       'put the make on' = 'hit on' = 'make advances to / on'...
StarChaser, Dec 30 2001

       Oh no, I don't believe you have, what the f*** are you waiting for?
po, Dec 30 2001

       1) Post a really, tremendously, stupendous idea.
2) Don't get upset when someone tries to tell me it's baked without (apparently) reading the idea.
phoenix, Dec 30 2001

bristolz, Dec 30 2001

       A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERY ONE OF YOU AND a special x to one of you (u know who u r) Please god make this a very peaceful & harmonious new year. let us find some sanity and love and humour in 2002 with love to you all   

       p.s ssshh is that better?
po, Dec 31 2001

       [po] Since you're only talking to one of us, you needn't shout.
phoenix, Jan 01 2002

       I vow not to kill unless provoked
thumbwax, Jan 01 2002

       I vow not to provoke unless killed.   

       No, wait...
phoenix, Jan 01 2002

       I resolve to strive to realise the possibility for potential irony in every situation i come across on the third teusday of every month beginning with 'M'.
[ sctld ], Jan 01 2002

       I've got to make it pointless some how...
[ sctld ], Jan 02 2002

       peter, not the one with bliss and the lubricant oil, surely?
po, Jan 02 2002

       I plan to create an impressive list of resolutions for 2003, can't start these things too early you know.
bluerowan, Jan 03 2002

       I will only eat the foods I really love on days of the week with an "A" in them.
Alcin, Jan 03 2002

       I really must do some work when I'm at work.
angel, Jan 03 2002

       I must carry on doing nothing at work.
sven3012, Jan 03 2002

       Canuck resolves to refer to himself in the third person* this year. He will now receive comments from the 1/2B membership.   

       (* Please note he does not mean Third Person Plural Conditional Past Perfect Continuous form)
Canuck, Jan 05 2002

       she tried this once, but it did not help weight reduction, sleepless nights or drunken emails in the slightest
po, Jan 05 2002

       Oh Ian, what a splendid resolution! I hope you're not intending to go monochrome though.   

       Myself, I'm intending to cut down on tightrope walking, glue sniffing, and crack cocaine.
zen_tom, Jan 03 2007

       all at once? good idea!
po, Jan 03 2007

       Confucious evidently never tried tighrope walking whilst under the influence of solvents and crack.   

       ...Ahhh those heady days...   

zen_tom, Jan 03 2007

       //stop sending drunken emails// - I kind of wish there was some way to physically prevent this.
Zimmy, Jan 03 2007


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