Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
h a l f b a k e r y
"Put it on a plate, son. You'll enjoy it more."

idea: add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random

meta: news, help, about, links, report a problem

account: browse anonymously, or get an account and write.



i know who you dialed last lunchbreak

  (+2, -6)
(+2, -6)
  [vote for,

This is a touch pad telephone that has a number of special and painful functions. If you dial a number in a certain order, as you reach the last digit on the touch pad enough electricity will be sent into your body, via finger, to throw you across the room or make your hair stand up in a comical fashion. If the user spends too long on the phone, a timing device will activate a squirting mechanism to spray ink onto the user's business shirt or blouse.

These phones can be installed around the office to prevent unnecessary calls and can also be pre programmed to cause injury or staining no matter what number is dialed. If this happens, inform them it is just in need of repair and hurry back to the lunchroom.

benfrost, Oct 29 2004


       my sadistic side, which is usually well hidden, likes this.
dentworth, Oct 29 2004


back: main index

business  computer  culture  fashion  food  halfbakery  home  other  product  public  science  sport  vehicle