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Instead of going to an amusement park
step out of your ordinary life and
experience inpredictable things, take
things into your own hands.
Publish your biometrical information in
high resolution on your webpage and
what to see happens. A unique, tailor-
made experience, you
Criminals can then use your fingerprints
and iris-scan to falsify official
Go the airport and you get a free flight to
Guantanamo Bay Prison.
Smile and sing the song "it wasn't me" all
the time. Treat all the detectives, guards
and other prisoners as employees of an
The whole experience will be on the
expense of the taxpayers.
Make sure to keep a copy of your
webserver's logfile of visitors to keep the
legal upper hand.
||I like it. Sort of a Lets get Paranoid game. Credit companies and law enforcement are really after you, but its fine, because you know its all bogus. Eventually you are arrested for a variety of crimes you didnt commit, and you rub your hands together, anticipating making a fine income by claiming false imprisonment...until the Lets get game is discovered on your computer. Then the government sues you for wasting their time and resources. And then youre really in hot water, but by that time you are too mentally unhinged to care.
||So where did you publish your pin?
||ldischler, it is not illegal to disclose all
personal information about yourself. If
the authorities choose to waste their
time you really should say "it is not me,
I am just somebody who published all
his personal information on the web,
check it yourself." If they choose not to
listen, it is their bad judgement.
||This is great because you can publish other people's biometrical information and, therefore, get rid of them.
||After all, my sister's boyfriend kept about complaining his life being too boring.