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A wired jumpsuit designed to carry on conversations with people when you're too tired to.
I want to invent a jumpsuit, including helmet, that enables
people to have conversations with the wearer without forcing
said wearer to actually think or react to the person talking.
Sometimes there'll be people you really don't want to talk to.
The jumpsuit will allow these types of annoying
engage in mock conversations. Pre-programmed responses
such as, 'I'm doing fine. How are you?' and 'Mine was great.
How was your weekend?' would keep the annoying person
entertained while you accomplish more meaningful tasks.
talking speech bubbles
combine with this! [gnormal, Feb 05 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
||I'm kind of busy right now. Looks good to me. Ask Research and Development.
||It's already fully baked online. Just one of the many ways that the internet saves you from having a life.
||How about establishing a "Listener" service. Someone else being paid to listen and answer for you through the helmet?